A song parody

[Drinking & Cussing are Two of] My Favorite Things

Manhattans, daiquiris, vodka martinis,
G&Ts, shooters and fancy Bellinis,
Rare Cabernets and Long Island Ice Tea:
I drink when I sing and I'm never off-key.

Ripping a blue streak at trolls that are nasty
Driving the fuckheads to angioplasty:
Demanding they shove it where daylight don't shine
Swearing is also a favorite of mine.

Put them together, it gets more effective!
Drunken bravado plus lots of invective!
40-proof whiskey and F-words galore.
Drinking and cussing are things I adore!

When the fan spins
When the shit hits
When I'm feeling mad
I simply indulge in these favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

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I would like to both thank and commend the author of this parody, ET from the www.newshounds.us O/T forum.